Lovely.

You know what I love about online poker? You don't have any pompous asses in the chip lead playing with their chips. There's nothing more frustrating when you're behind in a game than hearing somebody else's chips clinking. To anyone that does that, CUT IT OUT! It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a jerk!

Oh, and another thing. Poker rooms have timers. Praise be to the poker gods. At a poker table, you've got a limited time to act, and if you don't, you fold by default. Not only does it keep people from playing around on other websites and making everyone else wait because they don't know it's their turn, but also you don't have that ONE GUY who makes you wait for ten minutes every time its his turn. You know the guy I'm talking about. He sits there rearranging his cards as though that's going to change what he's got in his hand, and he can never decide what to do...especially, ESPECIALLY if his decision involves calling a high bet. Ugh.