Monday, June 30, 2008

Caly-forn-ee-ay

California is an odd state. An Austrian for a govanator, has the only city I know of that has a law against using plastic bags, and possible the first state to step up and legalize online poker. Now there are a lot of folks overseas that are kinda mad about the idea. I mean after all the mudslinging about it, it is kind of hypocritical to legalize it in one state and not all I know. We’ve been blasting them about it then we switch our laws in one state. But when has the US ever really cared about what foreign countries thought about what we do? I mean weren’t President Bush’s words to the United Nations “Screw yall we’re gonna do what we want, yall don’t know me!”? Well it may have been “either you’re with us you’re against us.” But close enough.

I say hail to the state of California! The only state crazy enough to allow a city to ban plastic bags, yet even they can see that the internet gambling ban is nuts. Kind of puts a whole new spin on it doesn’t it? But if I know Arnold he won’t stop until our right to gamble is upheld and the Russian terrorists are taken out (gyah gyah get on the choppa gyeah). That’s about as good as I can type it out, it’s really good in person I swear.

But seriously, this could catch on. California is breaking some pretty crazy ground these days. They are most likely going to be the first state to straight up legalize marijuana, and now maybe internet gambling. Both laws that most other states are covering their ears and shouting “la la la I can’t hear you”. However it could be those exact laws reversal that could take our country out of this economic crap down that we’re in. Let us all pray that not everyone in congress is a moron. Maybe the republicans won’t try to spin the “what about the children” crap they did last time.

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