You Know You're a Poker Addict When

I found a couple of these on-line, added a couple of my own.

You know you're a poker addict when:

• You opt for botox to up your poker face
• You're found stacking cough drops at work, assorted by color
• You bring a deck of cards with you to a funeral
  
• You shuffle your sandwiches
• You eat off of a green felt table
• You find yourself announcing the players during online poker games
• You find yourself playing at midnight in the park with the homeless guy sleeping next to you
• You get carpal tunnel syndrome and you don't even play online!
• You have no chips or small bills so you play for business cards